The Unadventures of Tracie

Austin and my friend Lechelle wrote bucket lists and made me think about doing the same. Without any adieu, here's my list: (italics indicate things I've already done) Get married Have a baby/Become a mother Graduate from college Become an editor Write a book Win a writing contest Edit a book Edit a fictional novel Learn how to use Photoshop Own a profitable website Be interviewed by a prominent person Win a notable award Try out for American Idol (I don’t even care if I make it. I just want to try out.) Audition for a stage play, preferable a musical Get a part, preferably a starring role, in a play Be in a commercial Run for a small political office (like city council) Be a contestant on a game show, preferably a winning contestant Get challenged by Bobby Flay on “Throwdown” Learn how to sew on a button Visit Australia Visit the Louvre Go to the symphony See an opera See a Broadway play Visit Italy See the Sistine Chapel, David , the Mona Lisa , a...

Some of you know about my clown phobia. I hate clowns. A lot. They are NOT funny. They are creepy. I have had nightmares about clowns and there's just something about their makeup'ed face that just freaks me out. Anyway, I saw this commercial the other day and I just about died from laughing. Seriously, tears streaming down face. Two hours later still laughing thinking about it. Maybe it won't be as funny to you.I wonder if you can figure out why I find it so funny.